How many Windows support staff does it take to change a light bulb? Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here, and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?
Submitted by: (BILL GATES? Just kidding…)
Monthly Archive for March, 2007
THE TOP THREE MOST PSYCHO PICK-UP LIES: 3) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF WOOD; 2) I BET YOU’RE WONDERING WHY I HAVE NO NOSTRILS; 3) BABY, YOU STOLE MY HEART….THAT’S OK, I HAVE TWO IN THE FRIDGE AT HOME
(Chaz, I really hope you live far far away…)
Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read “SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”.
If “CON” is the opposite of “PRO”, what is the oposite of PROGRESS?
(I’m sure the president is close to getting this one figured out!)
A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter “I think I will have the turtle soup”. The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter “Hold the turtle, make it pea”
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. “Ouch!” the Jewish man says. “What was that for?” “That was for the Titanic,” the chinese man says. “But that was an iceberg!” “Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. “Owch!” the chinese man says. “What was that for?” “That was for Pearl Harbor,” the Jewish man says. “But I’m Chinese!” “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?” And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. “Ouch!” the Jewish man says. “What was that for?” “That was for the Titanic,” the chinese man says. “But that was an iceberg!” “Ice berg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?”
What’s the difference between an orange? The horse because it doesn’t have handle bars!
(Well David there are places where you can get help… but first how many fingers do I have?)
A boy went into a chip shop and asked for cod and chips the proprietor asked the lad, “Do you want salt’n'vinegar on that?” to which the boy replied “No thanks I’ve got me bike outside!”
What did a 1 year old baby said when he received his first birthday present? “Unco, Unco” (The sound that little baby make)
(Really Quinc does your baby make that sound? Maybe you should get that checked…)
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