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I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for
removing
toilet stains.

I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a
fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda ,
Singapore and Tokyo .

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get
sick from
the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys
and leave
me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been
7 since
1993…)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid
vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those “Wishes” are already married (to someone else)!

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If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn’t matter BUT PLEASE DON’T SEND me
“Orkut is
deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush…” Otherwise I’ll delete my
E-Mail
account!

No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,

A Totally Frustrated Engineer.

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