Monthly Archive for September, 2008

The Camel Story!

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel hitched up behind the mess tent.He asks the Sergeant why the camel is
kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, “Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here
on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ‘urges’. That’s
why we have the camel.”
The Captain says, “I can’t say that I condone this, but I understand about
urges, so the camel can stay..”
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with
passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
his pants down and has wild, insane X_X with the camel. When he’s done, he
asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the men do it?”
“No, not really, sir…They usually just ride the camel into town where the
girls are.”

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Laws of Girls

1.  If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your    office   .”……………..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.    200% True

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends
with you.

8. Theory of relativity……

The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

10. The day the gal you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
        1. You are dressed badly
        2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
        3.Have a bad hair day

11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. The more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad
will hate u

13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

 

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