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XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed…………………………….5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, “Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are layed off & all their
belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.