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Chicken and Lamb has become Potato and Tomato !! Singh is King??

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics … and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.  The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.   After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  … and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born as a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”

Santa’s neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and, as he rushed into Santa’s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you were
born as a chicken, and you were born as a lamb, you were raised a chicken, and  you
were raised a lamb  but now yara, you are a potato and tomato”!


Say Singh is King…. Singh is King…

Fresh and Stale Fish Story : A Management Story

Fresh / Stale Fish —– A management Story -


            The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring back the fish. The longer it took them to bring back the fish, the staler they grew.

         The fish were not fresh and the Japanese did not like the taste. To solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little hashing around, the fish stopped moving. They were tired and dull, but alive.

         Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference. Because the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste. The Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis!

         But today, it has got over that crisis and has emerged as one of the most important trades in that country! 

How did Japanese fishing companies solve this problem?

How do they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan ?

To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks. But now they add a small shark to each tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a very lively state. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. And they survive and arrive in a healthy state!They command a higher price and are
most sought-after. The challenge they face keeps them fresh!

Humans are no different. L. Ron Hubbard observed in the early 1950’s: “Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging environment. ” George Bernard Shaw said: ” Satisfaction is death!”

Moral Of story -

If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. You are excited to try new solutions. You have fun. You are alive! Instead of avoiding challenges, jump into them.

Do not postpone a task, simply because it’s challenging. Catch these challenges by their horns and vanquish them. Enjoy the game. If your challenges are too large or too numerous, do not give up. Giving up
makes you tired.

Instead, reorganize. Find more determination, more knowledge, more help. Don’t create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You
have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.

Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!

 

Life of a Job Hopper …. Reflects the present Life of a software engineer

Readers now we are presenting the story of a software guy who has changed many companies before he was laid off.

Some, rather most of the organizations reject his CV today because he has changed
jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ‘job hopper’ (referred
here as Mr. JH), does not mind it…. well he does not need to mind it at
all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years
gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ‘company loyal’ employees
are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other
14-15 year experienced guys – the difference being the latter have just
worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the
excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:

Q1: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second
time.

Q2: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global
economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when
the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a year
without job and with compromises.

Q3: Which number of job was that?
A: That was my third job.

Q4: So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs to
make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I had
worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved after lot
of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to justify the
saying ‘employer loyalty’. But I was an idiot.

Q5: Why do you say so?
A: My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not save
enough and also, I had thought that I had a ‘permanent’ job, so I need not
worry about ‘what will I do if I lose my job’. I could never imagine losing
a job because of economic slowdown and not because of my performance. That
was January 2002.

Q: Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009.
A: Well, I had learnt my lessons of being ‘company loyal’ and not ‘money
earning and saving loyal’. But then you can save enough only when you earn
enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and saving – I changed
8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers about my stability.

Q6: So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change the
job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day?
A: Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies are
hiring. You tell me – can I get a job now because of the slowdown? No.. So
one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market is up
because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford the
expected salaries.

Q7: What have you gained by doing such things?
A: That’s the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed salary
(without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my salary was 8X. So
assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003, my last drawn salary in
Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without variable). I never bothered about
variable as I had no intention to stay for 1 year and go through the
appraisal process to wait for the company to give me a hike.

Q8: So you decided on your own hike?
A: Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like it
had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next slowdown
would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a ‘debt-free’ life before being laid
off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly basis without waiting
for the year to complete.

Q: So are you debt-free now?
A: Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent so
little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq. feet) plus a loan
free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid off too but I do
not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for money, it is OK if a
company lays me off because of lack of money.

Q9: Who is complaining?
A: All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are
complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do not
have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their company
loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me – why will
you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were still in the
bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.

Q: What is your advice to professionals?
A: Like Narayan Murthy had said – love your job and not your company
because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the same
lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the company’s needs.
Companies can keep coming and going; family will always remain the same.
Make money for yourself first and simultaneously make money for the
company, not the other way around.

Q10: What is your biggest pain point with companies?
A: When a company does well, its CEO etc will address the entire company
saying,
” well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I am with
you.”

 But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do so well, the
same CEO etc will say,
 “It is MY company and to save the company, I have to take tough decisions
including asking people to go.” So think about your financial stability
first;

 when you get laid off, your kids will complain to you and not your boss.

Vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM

Hi All,

Please vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM.

Earth hour is being conducted every year on last last saturday of march to control Global Warming and to make people aware of global warming.

For the first time in history, people of all ages, nationalities, race and background have the opportunity to use their light switch as their vote – Switching off your lights is a vote for Earth, or leaving them on is a vote for global warming. WWF are urging the world to VOTE EARTH and reach the target of 1 billion votes, which will be presented to world leaders at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009.

This meeting will determine official government policies to take action against global warming, which will replace the Kyoto Protocol. It is the chance for the people of the world to make their voice heard.

Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.

In 2009, Earth Hour is being taken to the next level, with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights as part of a global vote. Unlike any election in history, it is not about what country you’re from, but instead, what planet you’re from. VOTE EARTH is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. A call to stand up and take control over the future of our planet. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.

We all have a vote, and every single vote counts. Together we can take control of the future of our planet, for future generations.

VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.

for more info vist www.earthhour.org

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee’s Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where
is my wife Sheela?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our
grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
                 (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar
continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the
meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul’s Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking
care of?

Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making
products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not
comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You
suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am
giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the
quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like
to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion,
now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

Sekar: Sounds Good.

Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill
and phone bill with in time.

Sekar: That’s good

Dad: But I couldn’t pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which
you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

Sekar: It doesn’t look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and
given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on
the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital
and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got
heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don’t
have money to pay for the premium.

Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to
track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing
(With stress on ‘doing’) after coming from college?

Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very
far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul
for assisting him for doing his home work.

Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we
need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your
cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the
cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this
-  Asking servant maid to leave her job
-  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
-  Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
-  Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum
Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)
-  Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
-  Every Saturday visit our relative’s homes and spend the whole day
including break fast, lunch and Dinner
-  Don’t invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our
house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
-  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for
breakfast. They provide ‘Pongal’ as ‘prasadam’ which is good in taste
-  Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone
for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of
grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.
-  Don’t buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for
cool water.
-  Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework
when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is
available. If not ask him to read under street light.
-  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help
you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
-  I know you are eager to watch latest release ‘Vaaranam Aayiram’. Don’t
plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in
Kalaignar TV

If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen

Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about
Rahul’s Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any
double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was
leaving for Amsterdam.

Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his
efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35
% in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart
which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will
discuss it on next week’s call. I have a client meeting now. So we will
discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop
out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and
Dad, don’t forget to circulate the MOM to every one.

Sheela: Hello Sekar..

Sheela: Hello…Hello…

Sheela: Hello…

<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

Confession

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get
married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he
told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ”I’m sorry to say this son
but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don’t
tell your mother.”

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ”Mom I want to get married but all the
girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell you.”

His mother smiling said to him,

”Don’t worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You’re not his
son!”

Last Evacuation Drill

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed…………………………….5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, “Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are layed off & all their
belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

what’s if you do not Cancel your credit card before you die

Cancel your credit card before you die  

Now some Banks and financial institutes have become really stupid!!!!

They don’t leave you if you have a credit relation with them even you die and hence
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

Most of the banks which are said to be world’s best and biggest banks Banks/Financial Intuitions are in heavy losses and trying to gain as much as possible form the customer.

Not only form the one alive also form the people who dead keeping the credit account open with zero balance.

Also the customer service has become very funny and stupid.


A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the conversation:

Family Member:    ’I am calling to tell you she died back in January.’

Citibank:   ‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’  

Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.’

Citibank: ‘Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’  

Citibank: ‘Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’

Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’
Citibank: ‘Excuse me?’

Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?’

Citibank: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’
Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: ‘I’m calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.’

Citibank: ‘The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.’  
Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’

Citibank: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’

Family Member: ‘No, I’m her great nephew.’ (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank:  ’Could you fax us a certificate of death?’

Family Member: ‘Sure.’ (Fax number was given)

After they get the fax :

Citibank: ‘Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.’

Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won’t care.’

Citibank: ‘Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.’  

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’

Citibank: ‘That might help…’

Family Member: ‘Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.’
Citibank: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’  
 
Family Member: ‘And what do you do with dead people on your planet???’

(Priceless!!)  
                                    You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!

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New USD Dollar

After US Financial Crisis…

New US $ in circulation