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what’s if you do not Cancel your credit card before you die

Cancel your credit card before you die  

Now some Banks and financial institutes have become really stupid!!!!

They don’t leave you if you have a credit relation with them even you die and hence
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  

Most of the banks which are said to be world’s best and biggest banks Banks/Financial Intuitions are in heavy losses and trying to gain as much as possible form the customer.

Not only form the one alive also form the people who dead keeping the credit account open with zero balance.

Also the customer service has become very funny and stupid.


A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the conversation:

Family Member:    ’I am calling to tell you she died back in January.’

Citibank:   ‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’  

Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.’

Citibank: ‘Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’  

Citibank: ‘Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’

Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’
Citibank: ‘Excuse me?’

Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?’

Citibank: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’
Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: ‘I’m calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.’

Citibank: ‘The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.’  
Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’

Citibank: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’

Family Member: ‘No, I’m her great nephew.’ (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank:  ’Could you fax us a certificate of death?’

Family Member: ‘Sure.’ (Fax number was given)

After they get the fax :

Citibank: ‘Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.’

Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won’t care.’

Citibank: ‘Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.’  

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’

Citibank: ‘That might help…’

Family Member: ‘Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.’
Citibank: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’  
 
Family Member: ‘And what do you do with dead people on your planet???’

(Priceless!!)  
                                    You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!

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CO-INCIDENCE / BELIVE IT OR NOT - Kamal Hasan

1) In 1978, his tamil movie “Sivappu Rojakal” got released. He played the  role
of a Psychopath killer . One year later, a guy called Psycho Raman was
caught for brutally murdering people

2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie
“Sathya”. In 89-90’s our country faced lot of problems due to
unemployment.

3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie “Devar Magan” got released. Its a
village based subject. There will be some scenes portraying communal
clashes. Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes in
southern districts.

4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by finance
companies. Our Kamal Hasan has clearly depicted this in his movie
“mahanadhi” which got released in 1994 itself.

5) In “Heyram”(2000), there are some scenes relating to Hindu Muslim
clashes . We all know 2 years later, godhra(Gujarat riots) incident
happened.

6) He used a word called ‘tsunami’ in his movie “Anbesivam”(2003).The word
‘tsunami’ was not known to many people before. In 2004, ‘tsunami’ stuck
the east coast of our country and many people lost their lives.

7) In his latest movie “Vettaiyadu Vilayadu “(2006) there are two
characters called ila&amudhan who played the roles of psychopath killers.
After 3 months of release of the movie, the noida serial killing came to
light
(moninder/sathish)

And to add another point to the seven below,
8) He shows the outbreak of a biological weapon(virus/vial) in Tamil nadu
–Dasavatharam(2008)

God save TN(Tamil Nadu)

 

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Fun News part-3

11. Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?
Vendor: Sir ise AIDS hai.
Santa: De do mujhe … khana hai, gaand thode hi marni hai!

12. Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, “Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, ” yah to kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.

13. Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:”Ye bus teri Ma
lagti hai?”
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai?
Driver : Nahin.
Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?

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Funny News part-2

1. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

2. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

3. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for
identification parade.
When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: “Yahi  thee,
Yahi thee”

4. Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn’t satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik
tamari agg  nahin bujati.

5.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing
Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom
saath le jaa rahi hai.

6. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe
jaate!

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Fun News part-1

1.Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy…

2.Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news: More aunties found jogging.

3.  How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE(Please fuck from back)

4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they
appear from outside.

 

 

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