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Chicken and Lamb has become Potato and Tomato !! Singh is King??

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics … and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.  The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.   After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  … and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born as a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”

Santa’s neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and, as he rushed into Santa’s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye, you were
born as a chicken, and you were born as a lamb, you were raised a chicken, and  you
were raised a lamb  but now yara, you are a potato and tomato”!


Say Singh is King…. Singh is King…

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Vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM

Hi All,

Please vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM.

Earth hour is being conducted every year on last last saturday of march to control Global Warming and to make people aware of global warming.

For the first time in history, people of all ages, nationalities, race and background have the opportunity to use their light switch as their vote – Switching off your lights is a vote for Earth, or leaving them on is a vote for global warming. WWF are urging the world to VOTE EARTH and reach the target of 1 billion votes, which will be presented to world leaders at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009.

This meeting will determine official government policies to take action against global warming, which will replace the Kyoto Protocol. It is the chance for the people of the world to make their voice heard.

Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.

In 2009, Earth Hour is being taken to the next level, with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights as part of a global vote. Unlike any election in history, it is not about what country you’re from, but instead, what planet you’re from. VOTE EARTH is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. A call to stand up and take control over the future of our planet. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.

We all have a vote, and every single vote counts. Together we can take control of the future of our planet, for future generations.

VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.

for more info vist www.earthhour.org

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Impact of Crisis in IT Employee’s Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where
is my wife Sheela?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our
grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
                 (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar
continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the
meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul’s Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking
care of?

Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making
products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not
comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You
suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am
giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the
quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like
to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion,
now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

Sekar: Sounds Good.

Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill
and phone bill with in time.

Sekar: That’s good

Dad: But I couldn’t pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which
you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

Sekar: It doesn’t look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and
given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on
the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital
and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got
heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don’t
have money to pay for the premium.

Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to
track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing
(With stress on ‘doing’) after coming from college?

Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very
far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul
for assisting him for doing his home work.

Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we
need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your
cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the
cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this
-  Asking servant maid to leave her job
-  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner
-  Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks
-  Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum
Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)
-  Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV
-  Every Saturday visit our relative’s homes and spend the whole day
including break fast, lunch and Dinner
-  Don’t invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our
house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.
-  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for
breakfast. They provide ‘Pongal’ as ‘prasadam’ which is good in taste
-  Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone
for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of
grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.
-  Don’t buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for
cool water.
-  Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework
when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is
available. If not ask him to read under street light.
-  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help
you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)
-  I know you are eager to watch latest release ‘Vaaranam Aayiram’. Don’t
plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in
Kalaignar TV

If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen

Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about
Rahul’s Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any
double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was
leaving for Amsterdam.

Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his
efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35
% in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart
which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will
discuss it on next week’s call. I have a client meeting now. So we will
discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop
out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and
Dad, don’t forget to circulate the MOM to every one.

Sheela: Hello Sekar..

Sheela: Hello…Hello…

Sheela: Hello…

<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

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Confession

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get
married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he
told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ”I’m sorry to say this son
but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don’t
tell your mother.”

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ”Mom I want to get married but all the
girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell you.”

His mother smiling said to him,

”Don’t worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You’re not his
son!”

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Last Evacuation Drill

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed…………………………….5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started, “Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won’t work are layed off & all their
belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don’t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office”. Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

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Wish you a Happy New Year

Hi Visitors,

Wish you all and your family  a Happy and a prosperous new year 2009.

Keep visiting the blog regularly for updates.

Regards,

Pawan(Admin)

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Laws of Girls

1.  If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that2. The nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your    office   .”……………..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.    200% True

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends
with you.

8. Theory of relativity……

The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her know about your feelings…she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

10. The day the gal you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
        1. You are dressed badly
        2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
        3.Have a bad hair day

11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. The more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad
will hate u

13. The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

 

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Why do India Needs Nuclear Energy and the Deal with America

     I was born in a village, a beautiful village and I am very proud of it.Named Mutlur in Andhra Pradesh.

India lives in villages, not one or two but in six lakh villages. Their collective conscience forms the soul of India. When these villages breathe India breathes, when they wilt India wilts. Each village has a life, a vibrant and colorful life. Toiling people form the flesh and bone and their sweat the lifeblood of India. People call them India’s backbone.

On July 22nd in his speech inside the Parliament Mr.Rahul Gandhi mentioned the name of Shashikala, a labourer and a widow belonging to Vidharbha region who was finding it difficult to feed her two boys who were dreaming of becoming District Collectors one day. These two boys daily went to school and when they came back they had to study under a kerosene lamp in the evening as their house is unelectrified.

Shashikala’s family is not alone in their ordeal; there are six hundred million people in India living in the hope of accessing better life and salvation from eternal bondage. In 2007 there were 1, 20,000 villages waiting to be electrified and as per the 2001 census only 43.42% households were electrified!

People living in villages have this strange ability to adapt to any new challenge that they face in their lives. They think that it is in their fate that things happen the way they happen. When things go wrong they blame the fate not the real culprits. Centre to their belief in the fate for every wrong thing that occurs to them is their lack of education. It is only when they realize that they themselves lie at the centre of everything good that occurs in the world, they would be able to come out and question the world why they were forgotten and neglected. And then ascertain their rightful place in the world.

In my village it is not uncommon to see 12-14 hours power cut everyday. Nobody questions why we are deprived of this basic necessity. Nobody questions it because it is NORMAL for them. They have not seen 24 hours of power supply in their lifetime and when they are given little of it; they believe that the things are like this only.

In India villages are the victims of everything. Successive governments have formulated numerous policies, plans, schemes, and projects for the development of villages and its people, but little has changed. They remain the same.

Power crisis in India

On July 24th, Karnataka Government announced 20 percent cut in power supply for Bangalore and 70-80 percent for rural areas. It means unscheduled power cut of 4-6 hours in Bangalore and 16-18 hours in rural areas every day sine die.

Bangalore alone contributes 35 percent of India’s software exports. Service sector contributes 52 percent of India’s GDP.

India faced 9.6 % energy deficit in 2006-2007 and worst is expected this year.

Energy crisis is so grim in India that the government is making all possible efforts to fill this gap. From the Nuclear deal with U.S. to Indo-Pak-Iran gas pipeline to begging small neighboring countries for a portion in their Hydro powers, India is struggling hard. India has signed agreements with Bhutan, Nepal, Myanmar and Nepal for importing Hydro power.

Present state of energy production in India:

Total installed capacity - 1, 44,564 MW

Thermal - 92, 216. 54 MW (64.6%)

Hydro - 36, 033. 76 MW (24.7%)

Nuclear - 4, 1200 MW (2.9%)

Renewable - 12, 194. 57 MW (7.7%)

In 1947, India had only about 4, 000 MW of total installed capacity. Indeed it is a remarkable achievement that we have come so far. But we are still short of about 50,000 MW of energy to sustain the present growth.

Some of the recent policies by the government regarding electricity are:

·     In its Common Minimum Programme the UPA government planned to electrify every household in India by 2009. This project was named Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidyutikaran Yojana with an outlay of Rupees 16,000 crore. Still 1, 20,000 villages remain to be electrified.

·     In the National Electricity Policy 2005, it is aimed to increase per capita power consumption from current 631kWh to 1000kWh by 2012. Even in 2008 per capita power consumption remains at 640kWh. World average is 2590 kWh.

·     The Eleventh Plan (2007-2012) has a target of 78,577MW of capacity addition to the present total installed capacity of 1, 44,564.17MW. During 2007-2008 a total of 7,263MW has been commissioned and it is expected to add 10, 821MW by mid 2009.

·     The Eleventh Plan expects power sector to grow at 9.5% per annum. The energy generation growth was 2.34 per cent in June 2008 against a projected 12.19 per cent.

We need nuclear energy

Nuclear energy alone is not the solution. It should be complemented with other resources available within the country.

Out of all other green energy resources nuclear energy has much potential to enhance our energy production program:

Hydro power production in India faces stiff resistance from the unfriendly terrain, associated environmental problems, displacement of large number of people, slow implementation due to legal hassles, dependence on unpredictable monsoon, maximum loss in power transmission due to its geographical location and in some cases earthquakes are also caused.

Solar energy is the cleanest one but it is also the costliest. Because of its prohibitive cost large-scale implementation is not a viable option. More research is needed in this direction. Until then we can’t sit idly waiting for technological breakthroughs.

Wind energy is also a best bet but it can’t be installed in all places and it needs more space for large scale production.

Thermal energy production is the mainstay of India’s energy security program. We can’t depend upon them for long as the availability of coal, petroleum and natural gas will decrease with increased demand and also because of lessened reserves.

India has 2, 53, 301 million tonnes of proven reserves of coal. It will be completely depleted by 2070.

India is the 3ed largest oil importer in the world (2.44 million barrels per day)

In April-May 2007 India spent US$11.106 Billion on oil import and in April-May 2008 it spent US$16.484 Billion, whopping 48.5% increase.

Thermal power stations are big threat to environment and the atmosphere.

Why India needs the nuclear deal?

If the present growth rate is maintained and the deal fails, then India will face a deficit of 412 GWe by 2050 assuming the requirement of 850GWe of energy by that time.

To fill this gap India has to import 1.6 billion tonnes of coal per annum!

If the deal succeeds, we will be able to import 40GWe LWR’s and unhindered supply of Uranium for all the reactors. With these reactors in place, we can bridge the 412 GWe gap by 2050. The rationale behind this is that, the spent fuel from 40GWe reactors will be used in indigenous FBR program and by 2040 thorium based reactors (AHWR) will pick up their pace due to advancement of technology and the ready availability of fuel. This will consolidate our energy security and by 2060 we will have around 35% of nuclear energy in the country. (DAE)

Initial costs will be heavy but our scientists are working hard towards building more efficient reactors which are also cost effective. Best example is our indigenous space program; best in the world and also cheapest in terms of operational, design and launching costs.

With the deal in place, France, Russia, canada and Australia would find it easy to negotiate more India friendly deals in the future.

Why many people oppose the deal?

Most of the people who oppose the deal are from urban areas (not all). Let them first feel how difficult it’s to live a life in villages with daily 14 hour power cuts.

Those who fear for the sovereignty of India need to be reassured that India is a nation of billion people and has second largest standing army in the world.

Those who think that India would become junior partner of US must be told to have self confidence and self respect first. We can become as powerful as US once this fear of unknown vanishes from the mind and in its place self respect establishes.

There is no meaning in being concerned about how much profit US companies would make, because we also stand to gain much from it.

For a moment please leave aside your argument that India is not being recognized as a nuclear weapon state, it doesn’t matter. We do have nuclear weapons and we can still make bombs.

Lesson from France:

In 1973 France was producing just 3 % of its energy from the nuclear resources. When, in 1974 ‘oil shock’ occurred, it switched to resources other than oil. Until then most of the power plants were run by imported oil alone.

In 2007 France produced 79 % of its energy from the nuclear reactors. It is the largest exporter of power in the world today. It exports 18% of its energy and earns billions of dollars as revenue.

It runs 59 nuclear reactors and till date all have functioned safely. French people love their reactors and are proud to have more of them.

India must grab the opportunity. Fear is our real enemy not the United States of America. Conquer the fear and conquer the world.

If you still think the deal is not good, please come to my beautiful village and stay at my place for a week.

 

 

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CO-INCIDENCE / BELIVE IT OR NOT - Kamal Hasan

1) In 1978, his tamil movie “Sivappu Rojakal” got released. He played the  role
of a Psychopath killer . One year later, a guy called Psycho Raman was
caught for brutally murdering people

2) In 1988, kamal played the role of a unemployed youth in the movie
“Sathya”. In 89-90’s our country faced lot of problems due to
unemployment.

3) In 1992, his blockbuster movie “Devar Magan” got released. Its a
village based subject. There will be some scenes portraying communal
clashes. Exactly a year later in 1993, there were many communal clashes in
southern districts.

4) We all know in 1996 many people in our country was cheated by finance
companies. Our Kamal Hasan has clearly depicted this in his movie
“mahanadhi” which got released in 1994 itself.

5) In “Heyram”(2000), there are some scenes relating to Hindu Muslim
clashes . We all know 2 years later, godhra(Gujarat riots) incident
happened.

6) He used a word called ‘tsunami’ in his movie “Anbesivam”(2003).The word
‘tsunami’ was not known to many people before. In 2004, ‘tsunami’ stuck
the east coast of our country and many people lost their lives.

7) In his latest movie “Vettaiyadu Vilayadu “(2006) there are two
characters called ila&amudhan who played the roles of psychopath killers.
After 3 months of release of the movie, the noida serial killing came to
light
(moninder/sathish)

And to add another point to the seven below,
8) He shows the outbreak of a biological weapon(virus/vial) in Tamil nadu
–Dasavatharam(2008)

God save TN(Tamil Nadu)

 

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‘A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure’ - APJ Abdul Kalam

India Knowledge@Wharton: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?


Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India ’s satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India ’s “Rohini” satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources — but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal.

By 1979 — I think the month was August — we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed that some control components were not in order. My experts — I had four or five of them with me — told me not to worry; they had done their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket system plunged into the Bay of Bengal . It was a big failure.

That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at 7:00 am, and the press conference — where journalists from around the world were present — was at 7:45 am at ISRO’s satellite launch range in Sriharikota [in Andhra Pradesh in southern India ]. Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization, conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the failure — he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it needed more technological support. He assured the media that in another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.

The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite — and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again, there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told me, “You conduct the press conference today.”

I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.

 

 

Don’t give up, there’s nothing wrong with just being yourself; That’s more than enough!

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