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		<title>Chicken and Lamb has become Potato and Tomato !! Singh is King??</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics &#8230; and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.</span></p>
<p>The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.  The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.   After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass  &#8230; and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born as a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.&#8221;</p>
<p>Santa’s neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived.  The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and, as he rushed into Santa&#8217;s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.</p>
<p>There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he<br />
carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: &#8220;Oye, you were<br />
born as a chicken, and you were born as a lamb, you were raised a chicken, and  you<br />
were raised a lamb  but now yara, you are a potato and tomato&#8221;!</p>
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Say Singh is King&#8230;. Singh is King&#8230;</span></p>
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		<title>Fresh and Stale Fish Story : A Management Story</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh / Stale Fish ----- A management Story - 

    The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring back the fish. The longer it took them to bring back the fish, the staler they grew.]]></description>
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            The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring back the fish. The longer it took them to bring back the fish, the staler they grew.</p>
<p>         The fish were not fresh and the Japanese did not like the taste. To solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little hashing around, the fish stopped moving. They were tired and dull, but alive.</p>
<p>         Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference. Because the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste. The Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis!</p>
<p>         But today, it has got over that crisis and has emerged as one of the most important trades in that country! </p>
<p>How did Japanese fishing companies solve this problem?</p>
<p>How do they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan ?</p>
<p>To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks. But now they add a small shark to each tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a very lively state. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. And they survive and arrive in a healthy state!They command a higher price and are<br />
most sought-after. The challenge they face keeps them fresh!</p>
<p>Humans are no different. L. Ron Hubbard observed in the early 1950&#8217;s: &#8220;Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging environment. &#8221; George Bernard Shaw said: &#8221; Satisfaction is death!&#8221;</p>
<p>Moral Of story -</p>
<p>If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. You are excited to try new solutions. You have fun. You are alive! Instead of avoiding challenges, jump into them.</p>
<p>Do not postpone a task, simply because it&#8217;s challenging. Catch these challenges by their horns and vanquish them. Enjoy the game. If your challenges are too large or too numerous, do not give up. Giving up<br />
makes you tired.</p>
<p>Instead, reorganize. Find more determination, more knowledge, more help. Don&#8217;t create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You<br />
have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference.</p>
<p>Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!</span></p>
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		<title>Life of a Job Hopper …. Reflects  the present Life of a software engineer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Readers now we are presenting the story of a software guy who has changed many companies before he was laid off. ]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Readers now we are presenting the story of a software guy who has changed many companies before he was laid off.</p>
<p>Some, rather most of the organizations reject his CV today because he has changed<br />
jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ‘job hopper’ (referred<br />
here as Mr. JH), does not mind it…. well he does not need to mind it at<br />
all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years<br />
gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ‘company loyal’ employees<br />
are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other<br />
14-15 year experienced guys – the difference being the latter have just<br />
worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the<br />
excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:</p>
<p>Q1: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?<br />
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second<br />
time.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: 99.0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Q2: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?<br />
A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global<br />
economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when<br />
the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a year<br />
without job and with compromises.</p>
<p>Q3: Which number of job was that?<br />
A: That was my third job.</p>
<p>Q4: So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs to<br />
make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years?<br />
A: I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I had<br />
worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved after lot<br />
of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to justify the<br />
saying ‘employer loyalty’. But I was an idiot.</p>
<p>Q5: Why do you say so?<br />
A: My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not save<br />
enough and also, I had thought that I had a ‘permanent’ job, so I need not<br />
worry about ‘what will I do if I lose my job’. I could never imagine losing<br />
a job because of economic slowdown and not because of my performance. That<br />
was January 2002.</p>
<p>Q: Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009.<br />
A: Well, I had learnt my lessons of being ‘company loyal’ and not ‘money<br />
earning and saving loyal’. But then you can save enough only when you earn<br />
enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and saving – I changed<br />
8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers about my stability.</p>
<p>Q6: So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change the<br />
job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day?<br />
A: Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies are<br />
hiring. You tell me – can I get a job now because of the slowdown? No.. So<br />
one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market is up<br />
because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford the<br />
expected salaries.</p>
<p>Q7: What have you gained by doing such things?<br />
A: That’s the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed salary<br />
(without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my salary was 8X. So<br />
assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003, my last drawn salary in<br />
Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without variable). I never bothered about<br />
variable as I had no intention to stay for 1 year and go through the<br />
appraisal process to wait for the company to give me a hike.</p>
<p>Q8: So you decided on your own hike?<br />
A: Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like it<br />
had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next slowdown<br />
would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a ‘debt-free’ life before being laid<br />
off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly basis without waiting<br />
for the year to complete.</p>
<p>Q: So are you debt-free now?<br />
A: Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent so<br />
little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq. feet) plus a loan<br />
free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid off too but I do<br />
not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for money, it is OK if a<br />
company lays me off because of lack of money.</p>
<p>Q9: Who is complaining?<br />
A: All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are<br />
complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do not<br />
have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their company<br />
loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me – why will<br />
you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were still in the<br />
bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.</p>
<p>Q: What is your advice to professionals?<br />
A: Like Narayan Murthy had said – love your job and not your company<br />
because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the same<br />
lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the company’s needs.<br />
Companies can keep coming and going; family will always remain the same.<br />
Make money for yourself first and simultaneously make money for the<br />
company, not the other way around.</p>
<p>Q10: What is your biggest pain point with companies?<br />
A: When a company does well, its CEO etc will address the entire company<br />
saying,<br />
&#8221; well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I am with<br />
you.”</p>
<p> But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do so well, the<br />
same CEO etc will say,<br />
 “It is MY company and to save the company, I have to take tough decisions<br />
including asking people to go.” So think about your financial stability<br />
first;</p>
<p> when you get laid off, your kids will complain to you and not your boss.</span><span style="font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA"></span></p>
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		<title>Vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM</title>
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Please vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM.
Earth hour is being conducted every year on last last saturday of march to control Global Warming and to make people aware of global warming.
For the first time in history, people of all ages, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi All,</p>
<p>Please vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM.</p>
<p>Earth hour is being conducted every year on last last saturday of march to control Global Warming and to make people aware of global warming.</p>
<p>For the first time in history, people of all ages, nationalities, race and background have the opportunity to use their light switch as their vote – Switching off your lights is a vote for Earth, or leaving them on is a vote for global warming. WWF are urging the world to VOTE EARTH and reach the target of 1 billion votes, which will be presented to world leaders at the Global Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen 2009.</p>
<p>This meeting will determine official government policies to take action against global warming, which will replace the Kyoto Protocol. It is the chance for the people of the world to make their voice heard.</p>
<p>Earth Hour began in Sydney in 2007, when 2.2 million homes and businesses switched off their lights for one hour. In 2008 the message had grown into a global sustainability movement, with 50 million people switching off their lights. Global landmarks such as the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, Rome’s Colosseum, the Sydney Opera House and the Coca Cola billboard in Times Square all stood in darkness.</p>
<p>In 2009, Earth Hour is being taken to the next level, with the goal of 1 billion people switching off their lights as part of a global vote. Unlike any election in history, it is not about what country you’re from, but instead, what planet you’re from. VOTE EARTH is a global call to action for every individual, every business, and every community. A call to stand up and take control over the future of our planet. Over 74 countries and territories have pledged their support to VOTE EARTH during Earth Hour 2009, and this number is growing everyday.</p>
<p>We all have a vote, and every single vote counts. Together we can take control of the future of our planet, for future generations.</p>
<p>VOTE EARTH by simply switching off your lights for one hour, and join the world for Earth Hour.</p>
<p>for more info vist <a class="aligncenter" title="Earth Hour Org" href="http://earthhour.org" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/earthhour.org?referer=');javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://earthhour.org');" target="_blank">www.earthhour.org</a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where
is my wife Sheela?
Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our
grandson Rahul from his school.
Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
                 (By the time Sheela entered in to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;" lang="EN-CA">Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where<br />
is my wife Sheela?</span></p>
<p>Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our<br />
grandson Rahul from his school.</p>
<p>Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.<br />
                 (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar<br />
continue the meeting)</p>
<p>I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the<br />
meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again<br />
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items<br />
2. Family Strategy<br />
2. Rahul&#8217;s Education<br />
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad</p>
<p>I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).<br />
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking<br />
care of?</p>
<p>Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making<br />
products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not<br />
comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You<br />
suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am<br />
giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the<br />
quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like<br />
to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion,<br />
now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV</p>
<p>Sekar: Sounds Good.</p>
<p>Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?</p>
<p>Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill<br />
and phone bill with in time.</p>
<p>Sekar: That&#8217;s good</p>
<p>Dad: But I couldn&#8217;t pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which<br />
you had taken for tax reduction purpose.</p>
<p>Sekar: It doesn&#8217;t look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and<br />
given clear instructions.<br />
Can you explain to me what went wrong?</p>
<p>Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on<br />
the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital<br />
and spent that amount for her medical expenses.</p>
<p>Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got<br />
heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don&#8217;t<br />
have money to pay for the premium.</p>
<p>Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to<br />
track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing<br />
(With stress on &#8216;doing&#8217;) after coming from college?</p>
<p>Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very<br />
far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul<br />
for assisting him for doing his home work.</p>
<p>Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we<br />
need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your<br />
cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the<br />
cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this<br />
-  Asking servant maid to leave her job<br />
-  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner<br />
-  Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks<br />
-  Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum<br />
Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)<br />
-  Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV<br />
-  Every Saturday visit our relative&#8217;s homes and spend the whole day<br />
including break fast, lunch and Dinner<br />
-  Don&#8217;t invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our<br />
house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.<br />
-  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for<br />
breakfast. They provide &#8216;Pongal&#8217; as &#8216;prasadam&#8217; which is good in taste<br />
-  Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone<br />
for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of<br />
grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.<br />
-  Don&#8217;t buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for<br />
cool water.<br />
-  Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework<br />
when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is<br />
available. If not ask him to read under street light.<br />
-  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help<br />
you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)<br />
-  I know you are eager to watch latest release &#8216;Vaaranam Aayiram&#8217;. Don&#8217;t<br />
plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in<br />
Kalaignar TV</p>
<p>If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen</p>
<p>Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about<br />
Rahul&#8217;s Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any<br />
double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was<br />
leaving for Amsterdam.</p>
<p>Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his<br />
efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35<br />
% in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart<br />
which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.</p>
<p>Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will<br />
discuss it on next week&#8217;s call. I have a client meeting now. So we will<br />
discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop<br />
out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and<br />
Dad, don&#8217;t forget to circulate the MOM to every one.</p>
<p>Sheela: Hello Sekar..</p>
<p>Sheela: Hello…Hello…</p>
<p>Sheela: Hello…</p>
<p>&lt;Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected&gt;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></p>
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		<title>Confession</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get
married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he
told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, &#8221;I&#8217;m sorry to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get<br />
married.<br />
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he<br />
told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">With a sad face the old man said to his son, &#8221;I&#8217;m sorry to say this son<br />
but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don&#8217;t<br />
tell your mother.&#8221;<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-CA; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;" lang="EN-CA">The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up<br />
frustrated cause the response was still the same.</p>
<p>So he decides to go to his mother. &#8221;Mom I want to get married but all the<br />
girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn&#8217;t tell you.&#8221;</p>
<p>His mother smiling said to him,</p>
<p>&#8221;Don&#8217;t worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You&#8217;re not his<br />
son!&#8221;</span></p>
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		<title>Last Evacuation Drill</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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XYZ Office -&#62; A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins &#38; every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -&#62; Announcement started, &#8220;Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of [...]]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; mso-border-bottom-alt: solid windowtext .75pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 1.0pt 0in; padding: 0in;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">XYZ Office -&gt; A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees<br />
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within<br />
3 mins &amp; every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins<br />
passed&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.5 more mins passed.</p>
<p>Security Officer -&gt; Announcement started, &#8220;Dear Employees - With melting<br />
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a<br />
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While<br />
moving in who-so-ever ID card won&#8217;t work are layed off &amp; all their<br />
belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this<br />
approach as we don&#8217;t want to fill email box size with layoff mail in<br />
thousands &amp; also to avoid any fight inside office&#8221;. Hope you have nice<br />
career ahead. Please move in &amp; try your luck.</span></p>
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		<title>what&#8217;s if you do not  Cancel your credit card before you die</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cancel your credit card before you die   
Now some Banks and financial institutes have become really stupid!!!! 
They don’t leave you if you have a credit relation with them even you die and hence
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  
Most of the banks which are said to be world’s best [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Cancel your credit card before you die<em>   </em></p>
<p>Now some Banks and financial institutes have become really stupid!!!! <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">They don’t leave you if you have a credit relation with them even you die and hence<br />
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Most of the banks which are said to be world’s best and biggest banks Banks/Financial Intuitions are in heavy losses and trying to gain as much as possible form the customer.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Not only form the one alive also form the people who dead keeping the credit account open with zero balance.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA">Also the customer service has become very funny and stupid.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;" lang="EN-CA"><br />
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. <span style="text-decoration: underline;"></p>
<p>Here is the conversation</span>:</p>
<p>Family Member:    &#8217;I am calling to tell you she died back in January.&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank:   &#8216;The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.&#8217;  </p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;Since it is two months past due, it already has been.&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?&#8217;  </p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Do you think God will be mad at her?&#8217;<br />
Citibank: &#8216;Excuse me?&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;Sir, you&#8217;ll have to speak to my supervisor.&#8217;<br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;">Supervisor gets on the phone</span>:</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;I&#8217;m calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.&#8217;  <br />
Family Member: &#8216;You mean you want to collect from her estate?&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: (Stammer) &#8216;Are you her lawyer?&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;No, I&#8217;m her great nephew.&#8217; (Lawyer info was given)</p>
<p>Citibank:  &#8217;Could you fax us a certificate of death?&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Sure.&#8217; (Fax number was given) <span style="text-decoration: underline;"></p>
<p>After they get the fax</span> :</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;Our system just isn&#8217;t setup for death. I don&#8217;t know what more I can do to help.&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won&#8217;t care.&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.&#8217;  </p>
<p>(What is wrong with these people?!?)</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Would you like her new billing address?&#8217;</p>
<p>Citibank: &#8216;That might help&#8230;&#8217;</p>
<p>Family Member: &#8216;Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.&#8217;<br />
Citibank: &#8216;Sir, that&#8217;s a cemetery!&#8217;  <br />
 <br />
Family Member: &#8216;And what do you do with dead people on your planet???&#8217; <em></p>
<p>(Priceless!!)  </em><br />
                                    You wondered why Citi is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!</span></p>
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		<title>Wish you a Happy New Year</title>
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Wish you all and your family  a Happy and a prosperous new year 2009.
Keep visiting the blog regularly for updates.
Regards,
Pawan(Admin)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Visitors,</p>
<p>Wish you all and your family  a Happy and a prosperous new year 2009.</p>
<p>Keep visiting the blog regularly for updates.</p>
<p>Regards,</p>
<p>Pawan(Admin)</p>
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		<title>Its Actually Tejo Mahalaya not Taj Mahal</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;">Its Actually <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tejo Mahalaya not Taj Mahal</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;">These dacoits have looted and raped many countries, but no country can tell<br />
a bloodier tale of Muslim Operations than India! The Muslims started their<br />
rule over India in 712 A.D. with the invasion of Mohammed Qasem.<br />
During their rule they looted and destroyed hundreds of thousands of Hindu<br />
temples and killed Hindu priests. Aurangzeb himself has destroyed around 10,000 Hindu temples during his reign!<br />
Some of the larger temples were converted into mosques or other Islamic<br />
structures. Ram Janmbhoomi(at Ayodhya) and Krishna Temple(at Mathura) are<br />
just two examples. Many others exist!<br />
The most evident of such structures is Taj Mahal&#8211;a structure supposedly<br />
devoted to carnal love by the &#8220;great&#8221; moghul king Shah Jahan to his<br />
favorite wife Mumtaz Mahal. Please keep in my mind that this is the same<br />
Shah Jahan who had a harem of 5,000 women and the same Shah Jahan who had a incestuous relationship with his daughter justifying it by saying, &#8216;a<br />
gardener has every right to taste the fruit he has planted&#8217;! Is such a<br />
person even capable of imagining such a wondrous structure as the Taj Mahal<br />
let alone be the architect of it?<br />
The answer is no. It cannot be. And it isn&#8217;t as has been proven. The Taj<br />
Mahal is as much a Islamic structure as is mathematics a muslim discovery!<br />
The famous historian Shri P.N. Oak has proven that Taj Mahal is actually<br />
Tejo Mahalaya&#8211; a shiv temple-palace. His work was published in 1965 in the<br />
book, Taj Mahal - The True Story. However, we have not heard much about it<br />
because it was banned by the corrupt and power crazed Congress government<br />
of Bharat who did not want to alienate their precious vote bank&#8211;the<br />
muslims.<br />
After reading Shri Oak&#8217;s work which provides more than adequate evidence to<br />
prove that Taj Mahal is indeed Tejo Mahalaya, one has to wonder if the<br />
government of Bharat has been full of traitors for the past 50 years!<br />
Because to ban such a book which states only the truth is surely a crime<br />
against our great nation of Bharat.<br />
The most valuable evidence of all that Tejo Mahalaya is not an Islamic<br />
building is in the Badshahnama which contains the history of the first<br />
twenty years of Shah Jahan&#8217;s reign. The writer Abdul Hamid has stated that<br />
Taj Mahal is a temple-palace taken from Jaipur&#8217;s Maharaja Jaisigh and the<br />
building was known as Raja Mansingh&#8217;s palace. This by itself is enough<br />
proof to state that Tejo Mahalaya is a Hindu structure captured, plundered<br />
and converted to a mausoleum by Shah Jahan and his henchmen. But I have<br />
taken the liberty to provide you with 109 other proofs and logical points<br />
which tell us that the structure known as the Taj Mahal is actually Tejo<br />
Mahalaya.<br />
There is a similar story behind Every Islamic structure in Bharat. They are<br />
all converted Hindu structures. As <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>mentioned above, hundreds of thousands<br />
of temples in Bharat have been destroyed by the barbaric muslim invaders<br />
and I shall dedicate several articles to these destroyed temples. However,<br />
the scope of this article is to prove to you beyond the shadow of any doubt<br />
that Taj Mahal is Tejo Mahalaya and should be recognized as such! Not as a<br />
monument to the dead Mumtaz Mahal&#8211;an insignificant sex object in the<br />
incestuous Shah Jahan&#8217;s harem of 5,000.<br />
Another very important proof that Taj Mahal is a Hindu structure is shown<br />
by figure 1 below. It depicts Aurangzeb&#8217;s letter to Shah Jahan in Persian<br />
in which he has unintentionally revealed the true identity of the Taj Mahal<br />
as a Hindu Temple-Palace. Refer to proofs 20 and 66 stated below.<br />
Figure 1.<br />
Aurangzeb&#8217;s letter to his father Shah Jahan written in<br />
Persian. (Source: Taj Mahal - The True Story, pg. 275)</p>
<p>Take the time to read the proofs stated below and know to what extent we<br />
have been lied to by our own leaders. These proofs of Shri P.N. Oak have<br />
been taken from the URL:<br />
<a href="https://inmail.igate.com/owa/redir.aspx?C=73599e45d6184ac69ef9bf4b3c5daf62&amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2frbhatnagar.ececs.uc.edu%3a8080%2fhindu_history%2fmodern%2ftaj_oak.html" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/inmail.igate.com/owa/redir.aspx?C=73599e45d6184ac69ef9bf4b3c5daf62_amp_URL=http_3a_2f_2frbhatnagar.ececs.uc.edu_3a8080_2fhindu_history_2fmodern_2ftaj_oak.html&amp;referer=');javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/https://inmail.igate.com/owa/redir.aspx?C=73599e45d6184ac69ef9bf4b3c5daf62&amp;URL=http%3a%2f%2frbhatnagar.ececs.uc.edu%3a8080%2fhindu_history%2fmodern%2ftaj_oak.html');" target="_blank">http://rbhatnagar.ececs.uc.edu:8080/hindu_history/modern/taj_oak.html</a> I<br />
would like to commend the creator of the above mentioned web site for<br />
taking the time to put up the proofs given by Shri P.N. Oak.<br />
For more information you can order the book, Taj Mahal - The True Story<br />
authored by Shri P.N. Oak. The ISBN number of the book is ISBN<br />
0-9611614-4-2. The book is available through A. Ghosh (Publisher), 5720 W.<br />
Little York, #216, Houston, Texas 77091. Visit Sword Of Truth - Online<br />
Magazine for more information<br />
Proofs follow below:<br />
Name</p>
<p>1.The term Tajmahal itself never occurs in any mogul court paper or<br />
chronicle even in Aurangzeb&#8217;s time. The attempt to explain it away as<br />
Taj-i-mahal is therefore, ridiculous.</p>
<p>2.The ending &#8220;Mahal&#8221; is never muslim because in none of the muslim<br />
countries around the world from Afghanistan to Algeria is there a building<br />
known as &#8220;Mahal&#8221;.</p>
<p>3.The unusual explanation of the term Tajmahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal,<br />
who is buried in it, is illogical in at least two respects viz., firstly<br />
her name was never Mumtaj Mahal but Mumtaz-ul-Zamani and secondly one<br />
cannot omit the first three letters &#8220;Mum&#8221; from a woman&#8217;s name to derive the<br />
remainder as the name of the building.</p>
<p>4.Since the lady&#8217;s name was Mumtaz (ending with &#8216;Z&#8217;) the name of the<br />
building derived from her should have been Taz Mahal, if at all, and not<br />
Taj (spelled with a &#8216;J&#8217;).</p>
<p>5.Several European visitors of Shahjahan&#8217;s time allude to the building as<br />
Taj-e-Mahal is almost the correct tradition, age old Sanskrit name<br />
Tej-o-Mahalaya, signifying a Shiva temple. Contrarily Shahjahan and<br />
Aurangzeb scrupulously avoid using the Sanskrit term and call it just a<br />
holy grave.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;">6.The tomb should be understood to signify Not A Building but only the<br />
grave or cenotaph inside it. This would help people to realize that all<br />
dead muslim courtiers and royalty including Humayun, Akbar, Mumtaz,<br />
Etmad-ud-Daula and Safdarjang have been buried in capture Hindu mansions<br />
and temples.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;">7.Moreover, if the Taj is believed to be a burial place, how can the term<br />
Mahal, i.e., mansion apply to it?<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: &quot;Lucida Sans Unicode&quot;;">8.Since the term Taj Mahal does not occur in mogul courts it is absurd to<br />
search for any mogul explanation for it. Both its components namely, &#8216;Taj&#8217;<br />
and&#8217; Mahal&#8217; are of Sanskrit origin. Temple Tradition</p>
<p>9.The term Taj Mahal is a corrupt form of the Sanskrit term TejoMahalay<br />
signifying a Shiva Temple. Agreshwar Mahadev i.e., The Lord of Agra was<br />
consecrated in it.<br />
10.The tradition of removing the shoes before climbing the marble platform<br />
originates from pre Shahjahan times when the Taj was a Shiva Temple. Had<br />
the Taj originated as a tomb, shoes need not have to be removed because<br />
shoes are a necessity in a cemetery.</p>
<p>11.Visitors may notice that the base slab of the centotaph is the marble<br />
basement in plain white while its superstructure and the other three<br />
centotaphs on the two floors are covered with inlaid creeper designs. This<br />
indicates that the marble pedestal of the Shiva idol is still in place and<br />
Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaphs are fake.</p>
<p>12.The pitchers carved inside the upper border of the marble lattice plus<br />
those mounted on it number 108-a number sacred in Hindu Temple tradition.</p>
<p>13.There are persons who are connected with the repair and the maintainance<br />
of the Taj who have seen the ancient sacred Shiva Linga and other idols<br />
sealed in the thick walls and in chambers in the secret, sealed red stone<br />
stories below the marble basement. The Archaeological Survey of India is<br />
keeping discretely, politely and diplomatically silent about it to the<br />
point of dereliction of its own duty to probe into hidden historical<br />
evidence.</p>
<p>14.In India there are 12 Jyotirlingas i.e., the outstanding Shiva Temples.<br />
The Tejomahalaya alias The Tajmahal appears to be one of them known as<br />
Nagnatheshwar since its parapet is girdled with Naga, i.e., Cobra figures.<br />
Ever since Shahjahan&#8217;s capture of it the sacred temple has lost its<br />
Hindudom.</p>
<p>15.The famous Hindu treatise on architecture titled Vishwakarma<br />
Vastushastra mentions the Tej-Linga amongst the Shivalingas i.e., the stone<br />
emblems of Lord Shiva, the Hindu deity. Such a Tej Linga was consecrated in<br />
the Taj Mahal, hence the term Taj Mahal alias Tejo Mahalaya.</p>
<p>16.Agra city, in which the Taj Mahal is located, is an ancient centre of<br />
Shiva worship. Its orthodox residents have through ages continued the<br />
tradition of worshipping at five Shiva shrines before taking the last meal<br />
every night especially during the month of Shravan. During the last few<br />
centuries the residents of Agra had to be content with worshipping at only<br />
four prominent Shiva temples viz., Balkeshwar, Prithvinath, Manakameshwar<br />
and Rajarajeshwar. They had lost track of the fifth Shiva deity which their<br />
forefathers worshipped. Apparently the fifth was Agreshwar Mahadev<br />
Nagnatheshwar i.e., The Lord Great God of Agra, The Deity of the King of<br />
Cobras, consecrated in the Tejomahalay alias Tajmahal.</p>
<p>17.The people who dominate the Agra region are Jats. Their name of Shiva is<br />
Tejaji. The Jat special issue of The Illustrated Weekly of India (June<br />
28,1971) mentions that the Jats have the Teja Mandirs i.e., Teja Temples.<br />
This is because Teja-Linga is among the several names of the Shiva Lingas.<br />
From this it is apparent that the Taj-Mahal is Tejo-Mahalaya, The Great<br />
Abode of Tej. Documentary Evidence</p>
<p>18.Shahjahan&#8217;s own court chronicle, the Badshahnama, admits (page 403, vol<br />
1) that a grand mansion of unique splendor, capped with a dome<br />
(Imaarat-a-Alishan wa Gumbaze) was taken from the Jaipur Maharaja Jaisigh<br />
for Mumtaz&#8217;s burial, and the building was known as Raja Mansingh&#8217;s palace.</p>
<p>19. The plaque put the archealogy department outside the Tajmahal describes<br />
the edifice as a mausoleum built by Shahjahan for his wife Mumtaz Mahal,<br />
over 22 years from 1631 to 1653 That plaque is a specimen of historical<br />
bungling. Firstly, the plaque sites no authority for its claim. Secondly<br />
the lady&#8217;s name was Mumtaz-ulZamani and not Mumtazmahal. Thirdly, the<br />
period of 22 years is taken from some mumbo jumbo noting by an unreliable<br />
French visitor Tavernier, to the exclusion of all muslim versions, which is<br />
an absurdity.</p>
<p>20. Prince Aurangzeb&#8217;s letter (Refer to Figure 1 above) to his father,<br />
emperor Shahjahan, is recorded in atleast three chronicles titled<br />
Aadaab-e-Alamgiri, Yadgarnama, and the Muruqqa-i-Akbarabadi (edited by Said<br />
Ahmed, Agra, 1931, page 43, footnote 2). In that letter Aurangzeb records<br />
in 1652 A.D itself that the several buildings in the fancied burial place<br />
of Mumtaz were seven storeyed and were so old that they were all leaking,<br />
while the dome had developed a crack on the northern side. Aurangzeb,<br />
therefore, ordered immediate repairs to the buildings at his own expense<br />
while recommending to the emperor that more elaborate repairs be carried<br />
out later. This is the proof that during Shahjahan&#8217;s reign itself that the<br />
Taj complex was so old as to need immediate repairs.</p>
<p>21. The ex-Maharaja of Jaipur retains in his secret personal KapadDwara<br />
collection two orders from Shahjahan dated Dec 18, 1633 (bearing modern<br />
nos. R.176 and 177) requestioning the Taj building complex. That was so<br />
blatant a usurpation that the then ruler of Jaipur was ashamed to make the<br />
document public.</p>
<p>22. The Rajasthan State archives at Bikaner preserve three other firmans<br />
addressed by Shahjahan to the Jaipur&#8217;s ruler Jaisingh ordering the latter<br />
to supply marble (for Mumtaz&#8217;s grave and koranic grafts) from his Makranna<br />
quarris, and stone cutters. Jaisingh was apparently so enraged at the<br />
blatant seizure of the Tajmahal that he refused to oblige Shahjahan by<br />
providing marble for grafting koranic engravings and fake centotaphs for<br />
further desecration of the Tajmahal. Jaisingh looked at Shahjahan&#8217;s demand<br />
for marble and stone cutters, as an insult added to injury. Therefore, he<br />
refused to send any marble and instead detained the stone cutters in his<br />
protective custody.</p>
<p>23. The three firmans demanding marble were sent to Jaisingh within about<br />
two years of Mumtaz&#8217;s death. Had Shahjahan really built the Tajmahal over a<br />
period of 22 years, the marble would have needed only after 15 or 20 years<br />
not immediately after Mumtaz&#8217;s death.</p>
<p>24. Moreover, the three mention neither the Tajmahal, nor Mumtaz, nor the<br />
burial. The cost and the quantity of the stone also are not mentioned. This<br />
proves that an insignificant quantity of marble was needed just for some<br />
supercial tinkering and tampering with the Tajmahal. Even otherwise<br />
Shahjahan could never hope to build a fabulous Tajmahal by abject<br />
dependence for marble on a non cooperative Jaisingh. European Visitor&#8217;s<br />
Accounts</p>
<p>25. Tavernier, a French jeweller has recorded in his travel memoirs that<br />
Shahjahan purposely buried Mumtaz near the Taz-i-Makan (i.e.,`The Taj<br />
building&#8217;) where foriegners used to come as they do even today so that the<br />
world may admire. He also adds that the cost of the scaffolding was more<br />
than that of the entire work. The work that Shahjahan commissioned in the<br />
Tejomahalaya Shiva temple was plundering at the costly fixtures inside it,<br />
uprooting the Shiva idols, planting the centotaphs in their place on two<br />
stories, inscribing the koran along the arches and walling up six of the<br />
seven stories of the Taj. It was this plunder, desecrating and plunderring<br />
of the rooms which took 22 years.</p>
<p>26. Peter Mundy, an English visitor to Agra recorded in 1632 (within only a<br />
year of Mumtaz&#8217;s death) that `the places of note in and around Agra,<br />
included Taj-e-Mahal&#8217;s tomb, gardens and bazaars&#8217;. He, therefore, confirms<br />
that that the Tajmahal had been a noteworthy building even before<br />
Shahjahan.</p>
<p>27. De Laet, a Dutch official has listed Mansingh&#8217;s palace about a mile<br />
from Agra fort, as an outstanding building of pre shahjahan&#8217;s time.<br />
Shahjahan&#8217;s court chronicle, the Badshahnama records, Mumtaz&#8217;s burial in<br />
the same Mansingh&#8217;s palace.</p>
<p>28. Bernier, a contemporary French visitor has noted that non muslim&#8217;s were<br />
barred entry into the basement (at the time when Shahjahan requisitioned<br />
Mansingh&#8217;s palace) which contained a dazzling light. Obviously, he reffered<br />
to the silver doors, gold railing, the gem studded lattice and strings of<br />
pearl hanging over Shiva&#8217;s idol. Shahjahan comandeered the building to grab<br />
all the wealth, making Mumtaz&#8217;s death a convineant pretext.</p>
<p>29. Johan Albert Mandelslo, who describes life in agra in 1638 (only 7<br />
years after mumtaz&#8217;s death) in detail (in his Voyages and Travels to<br />
West-Indies, published by John Starkey and John Basset, London), makes no<br />
mention of the Tajmahal being under constuction though it is commonly<br />
erringly asserted or assumed that the Taj was being built from 1631 to<br />
1653. Sanskrit Inscription</p>
<p>30. A Sanskrit inscription too supports the conclusion that the Taj<br />
originated as a Shiva temple. Wrongly termed as the Bateshwar inscription<br />
(currently preserved on the top floor of the Lucknow museum), it refers to<br />
the raising of a &#8220;crystal white Shiva temple so alluring that Lord Shiva<br />
once enshrined in it decided never to return to Mount Kailash his usual<br />
abode&#8221;. That inscription dated 1155 A.D. was removed from the Tajmahal<br />
garden at Shahjahan&#8217;s orders. Historicians and Archeaologists have<br />
blundered in terming the insription the Bateshwar inscription when the<br />
record doesn&#8217;t say that it was found by Bateshwar. It ought, in fact, to be<br />
called The Tejomahalaya inscription because it was originally installed in<br />
the Taj garden before it was uprooted and cast away at Shahjahan&#8217;s command.</p>
<p>A clue to the tampering by Shahjahan is found on pages 216-217, vol. 4, of<br />
Archealogiical Survey of India Reports (published 1874) stating that a<br />
&#8220;great square black balistic pillar which, with the base and capital of<br />
another pillar&#8230;.now in the grounds of Agra, &#8230;it is well known, once<br />
stood in the garden of Tajmahal&#8221;. Missing Elephants</p>
<p>31. Far from the building of the Taj, Shahjahan disfigured it with black<br />
koranic lettering and heavily robbed it of its Sanskrit inscription,<br />
several idols and two huge stone elephants extending their trunks in a<br />
welcome arch over the gateway where visitors these days buy entry tickets.<br />
An Englishman, Thomas Twinning, records (pg.191 of his book &#8220;Travels in<br />
India A Hundred Years ago&#8221;) that in November 1794 &#8220;I arrived at the high<br />
walls which enclose the Taj-e-Mahal and its circumjacent buildings. I here<br />
got out of the palanquine and&#8230;..mounted a short flight of steps leading<br />
to a beautiful portal which formed the centre of this side of the Court Of<br />
Elephants as the great area was called.&#8221; Koranic Patches</p>
<p>32. The Taj Mahal is scrawled over with 14 chapters of the Koran but<br />
nowhere is there even the slightest or the remotest allusion in that<br />
Islamic overwriting to Shahjahan&#8217;s authorship of the Taj. Had Shahjahan<br />
been the builder he would have said so in so many words before beginning to<br />
quote Koran.</p>
<p>33. That Shahjahan, far from building the marble Taj, only disfigured it<br />
with black lettering is mentioned by the inscriber Amanat Khan Shirazi<br />
himself in an inscription on the building. A close scrutiny of the Koranic<br />
lettering reveals that they are grafts patched up with bits of variegated<br />
stone on an ancient Shiva temple. Carbon 14 Test</p>
<p>34. A wooden piece from the riverside doorway of the Taj subjected to the<br />
carbon 14 test by an American Laboratory and initiated by Professors at<br />
Pratt School of Architecture, New York, has revealed that the door to be<br />
300 years older than Shahjahan,since the doors of the Taj, broken open by<br />
Muslim invaders repeatedly from the 11th century onwards, had to b replaced<br />
from time to time. The Taj edifice is much more older. It belongs to 1155<br />
A.D, i.e., almost 500 years anterior to Shahjahan. Architectural Evidence</p>
<p>35. Well known Western authorities on architechture like E.B.Havell,<br />
Mrs.Kenoyer and Sir W.W.Hunterhave gone on record to say that the TajMahal<br />
is built in the Hindu temple style. Havell points out the ground plan of<br />
the ancient Hindu Chandi Seva Temple in Java is identical with that of the<br />
Taj.</p>
<p>36. A central dome with cupolas at its four corners is a universal feature<br />
of Hindu temples.</p>
<p>37. The four marble pillars at the plinth corners are of the Hindu style.<br />
They are used as lamp towers during night and watch towers during the day.<br />
Such towers serve to demarcate the holy precincts. Hindu wedding altars and<br />
the altar set up for God Satyanarayan worship have pillars raised at the<br />
four corners.</p>
<p>38. The octagonal shape of the Tajmahal has a special Hindu significance<br />
because Hindus alone have special names for the eight directions, and<br />
celestial guards assigned to them. The pinnacle points to the heaven while<br />
the foundation signifies to the nether world. Hindu forts, cities, palaces<br />
and temples genrally have an octagonal layout or some octagonal features so<br />
that together with the pinnacle and the foundation they cover all the ten<br />
directions in which the king or God holds sway, according to Hindu belief.</p>
<p>39. The Tajmahal has a trident pinncle over the dome. A full scale of the<br />
trident pinnacle is inlaid in the red stone courtyard to the east of the<br />
Taj. The central shaft of the trident depicts a Kalash (sacred pot) holding<br />
two bent mango leaves and a coconut. This is a sacred Hindu motif.<br />
Identical pinnacles have been seen over Hindu and Buddhist temples in the<br />
Himalayan region. Tridents are also depicted against a red lotus background<br />
at the apex of the stately marble arched entrances on all four sides of the<br />
Taj. People fondly but mistakenly believed all these centuries that the Taj<br />
pinnacle depicts a Islamic cresent and star was a lighting conductor<br />
installed by the British rulers in India. Contrarily, the pinnacle is a<br />
marvel of Hindu metallurgy since the pinnacle made of non rusting alloy, is<br />
also perhaps a lightning deflector. That the pinnacle of the replica is<br />
drawn in the eastern courtyard is significant because the east is of<br />
special importance to the Hindus, as the direction in which the sun rises.<br />
The pinnacle on the dome has the word `Allah&#8217; on it after capture. The<br />
pinnacle figure on the ground does not have the word Allah. Inconsistencies</p>
<p>40. The two buildings which face the marble Taj from the east and west are<br />
identical in design, size and shape and yet the eastern building is<br />
explained away by Islamic tradition, as a community hall while the western<br />
building is claimed to be a mosque. How could buildings meant for radically<br />
different purposes be identical? This proves that the western building was<br />
put to use as a mosque after seizure of the Taj property by Shahjahan.<br />
Curiously enough the building being explained away as a mosque has no<br />
minaret. They form a pair af reception pavilions of the Tejomahalaya temple<br />
palace.</p>
<p>41. A few yards away from the same flank is the Nakkar Khana alias<br />
DrumHouse which is a intolerable incongruity for Islam. The proximity of<br />
the Drum House indicates that the western annex was not originally a<br />
mosque. Contrarily a drum house is a neccesity in a Hindu temple or palace<br />
because Hindu chores,in the morning and evening, begin to the sweet strains<br />
of music.</p>
<p>42. The embossed patterns on the marble exterior of the centotaph chamber<br />
wall are foilage of the conch shell design and the Hindu letter OM. The<br />
octagonally laid marble lattices inside the centotaph chamber depict pink<br />
lotuses on their top railing. The Lotus, the conch and the OM are the<br />
sacred motifs associated with the Hindu deities and temples.</p>
<p>43. The spot occupied by Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaph was formerly occupied by the<br />
Hindu Teja Linga a lithic representation of Lord Shiva. Around it are five<br />
perambulatory passages. Perambulation could be done around the marble<br />
lattice or through the spacious marble chambers surrounding the centotaph<br />
chamber, and in the open over the marble platform. It is also customary for<br />
the Hindus to have apertures along the perambulatory passage, overlooking<br />
the deity. Such apertures exist in the perambulatories in the Tajmahal.</p>
<p>44. The sanctom sanctorum in the Taj has silver doors and gold railings as<br />
Hindu temples have. It also had nets of pearl and gems stuffed in the<br />
marble lattices. It was the lure of this wealth which made Shahjahan<br />
commandeer the Taj from a helpless vassal Jaisingh, the then ruler of<br />
Jaipur.</p>
<p>45. Peter Mundy, a Englishman records (in 1632, within a year of Mumtaz&#8217;s<br />
death) having seen a gem studded gold railing around her tomb. Had the Taj<br />
been under construction for 22 years, a costly gold railing would not have<br />
been noticed by Peter mundy within a year of Mumtaz&#8217;s death. Such costl<br />
fixtures are installed in a building only after it is ready for use. This<br />
indicates that Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaph was grafted in place of the Shivalinga in<br />
the centre of the gold railings. Subsequently the gold railings, silver<br />
doors, nets of pearls, gem fillings etc. were all carried away to<br />
Shahjahan&#8217;s treasury. The seizure of the Taj thus constituted an act of<br />
highhanded Moghul robery causing a big row between Shahjahan and Jaisingh.</p>
<p>46. In the marble flooring around Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaph may be seen tiny<br />
mosaic patches. Those patches indicate the spots where the support for the<br />
gold railings were embedded in the floor. They indicate a rectangular<br />
fencing.</p>
<p>47. Above Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaph hangs a chain by which now hangs a lamp.<br />
Before capture by Shahjahan the chain used to hold a water pitcher from<br />
which water used to drip on the Shivalinga.</p>
<p>48. It is this earlier Hindu tradition in the Tajmahal which gave the<br />
Islamic myth of Shahjahan&#8217;s love tear dropping on Mumtaz&#8217;s tomb on the full<br />
moon day of the winter eve. Treasury Well</p>
<p>49. Between the so-called mosque and the drum house is a multistoried<br />
octagonal well with a flight of stairs reaching down to the water level.<br />
This is a traditional treasury well in Hindu temple palaces. Treasure<br />
chests used to be kept in the lower apartments while treasury personnel had<br />
their offices in the upper chambers. The circular stairs made it difficult<br />
for intruders to reach down to the treasury or to escape with it undetected<br />
or unpursued. In case the premises had to be surrendered to a besieging<br />
enemy the treasure could be pushed into the well to remain hidden from the<br />
conquerer and remain safe for salvaging if the place was reconquered. Such<br />
an elaborate multistoried well is superflous for a mere mausoleum. Such a<br />
grand, gigantic well is unneccesary for a tomb. Burial Date Unknown</p>
<p>50. Had Shahjahan really built the Taj Mahal as a wonder mausoleum, history<br />
would have recorded a specific date on which she was ceremoniously buried<br />
in the Taj Mahal. No such date is ever mentioned. This important missing<br />
detail decisively exposes the falsity of the Tajmahal legend.</p>
<p>51. Even the year of Mumtaz&#8217;s death is unknown. It is variously speculated<br />
to be 1629, 1630, 1631 or 1632. Had she deserved a fabulous burial, as is<br />
claimed, the date of her death had not been a matter of much speculation.<br />
In an harem teeming with 5000 women it was difficult to keep track of dates<br />
of death. Apparently the date of Mumtaz&#8217;s death was so insignificant an<br />
event, as not to merit any special notice. Who would then build a Taj for<br />
her burial? Baseless Love Stories</p>
<p>52. Stories of Shahjahan&#8217;s exclusive infatuation for Mumtaz&#8217;s are<br />
concoctions. They have no basis in history nor has any book ever written on<br />
their fancied love affairs. Those stories have been invented as an<br />
afterthought to make Shahjahan&#8217;s authorship of the Taj look plausible. Cost</p>
<p>53. The cost of the Taj is nowhere recorded in Shahjahan&#8217;s court papers<br />
because Shahjahan never built the Tajmahal. That is why wild estimates of<br />
the cost by gullible writers have ranged from 4 million to 91.7 million<br />
rupees. Period Of Construction</p>
<p>54. Likewise the period of construction has been guessed to be anywhere<br />
between 10 years and 22 years. There would have not been any scope for<br />
guesswork had the building construction been on record in the court papers.<br />
Architects</p>
<p>55. The designer of the Tajmahal is also variously mentioned as Essa<br />
Effendy, a Persian or Turk, or Ahmed Mehendis or a Frenchman, Austin<br />
deBordeaux, or Geronimo Veroneo, an Italian, or Shahjahan himself. Records<br />
Don&#8217;t Exist</p>
<p>56. Twenty thousand labourers are supposed to have worked for 22 years<br />
during Shahjahan&#8217;s reign in building the Tajmahal. Had this been true,<br />
there should have been available in Shahjahan&#8217;s court papers design<br />
drawings, heaps of labour muster rolls, daily expenditure sheets, bills and<br />
receipts of material ordered, and commisioning orders. There is not even a<br />
scrap of paper of this kind.</p>
<p>57. It is, therefore, court flatterers, blundering historians, somnolent<br />
archeologists, fiction writers, senile poets, careless tourists officials<br />
and erring guides who are responsible for hustling the world into believing<br />
in Shahjahan&#8217;s mythical authorship of the Taj.</p>
<p>58. Description of the gardens around the Taj of Shahjahan&#8217;s time mention<br />
Ketaki, Jai, Jui, Champa, Maulashree, Harshringar and Bel. All these are<br />
plants whose flowers or leaves are used in the worship of Hindu deities.<br />
Bel leaves are exclusively used in Lord Shiva&#8217;s worship. A graveyard is<br />
planted only with shady trees because the idea of using fruit and flower<br />
from plants in a cemetary is abhorrent to human conscience. The presence of<br />
Bel and other flower plants in the Taj garden is proof of its having been a<br />
Shiva temple before seizure by Shahjahan.</p>
<p>59. Hindu temples are often built on river banks and sea beaches. The Taj<br />
is one such built on the bank of the Yamuna river an ideal location for a<br />
Shiva temple.</p>
<p>60. Prophet Mohammad has ordained that the burial spot of a muslim should<br />
be inconspicous and must not be marked by even a single tombstone. In<br />
flagrant violation of this, the Tajamhal has one grave in the basement and<br />
another in the first floor chamber both ascribed to Mumtaz. Those two<br />
centotaphs were infact erected by Shahjahan to bury the two tier<br />
Shivalingas that were consecrated in the Taj. It is customary for Hindus to<br />
install two Shivalingas one over the other in two stories as may be seen in<br />
the Mahankaleshwar temple in Ujjain and the Somnath temple raised by<br />
Ahilyabai in Somnath Pattan.</p>
<p>61. The Tajmahal has identical entrance arches on all four sides. This is a<br />
typical Hindu building style known as Chaturmukhi, i.e.,four faced. The<br />
Hindu Dome</p>
<p>62. The Tajmahal has a reverberating dome. Such a dome is an absurdity for<br />
a tomb which must ensure peace and silence. Contrarily reverberating domes<br />
are a neccesity in Hindu temples because they create an ecstatic<br />
dinmultiplying and magnifying the sound of bells, drums and pipes<br />
accompanying the worship of Hindu deities.</p>
<p>63. The Tajmahal dome bears a lotus cap. Original Islamic domes have a bald<br />
top as is exemplified by the Pakistan Embassy in Chanakyapuri, New Delhi,<br />
and the domes in the Pakistan&#8217;s newly built capital Islamabad.</p>
<p>64. The Tajmahal entrance faces south. Had the Taj been an Islamic building<br />
it should have faced the west. Tomb is the Grave, not the Building</p>
<p>65. A widespread misunderstanding has resulted in mistaking the building<br />
for the grave.Invading Islam raised graves in captured buildings in every<br />
country it overran. Therefore, hereafter people must learn not to confound<br />
the building with the grave mounds which are grafts in conquered buildings.<br />
This is true of the Tajmahal too. One may therefore admit (for arguments<br />
sake) that Mumtaz lies buried inside the Taj. But that should not be<br />
construed to mean that the Taj was raised over Mumtaz&#8217;s grave.</p>
<p>66. The Taj is a seven storied building. Prince Aurangzeb also mentions<br />
this in his letter to Shahjahan (Refer to the Figure 1 above). The marble<br />
edifice comprises four stories including the lone, tall circular hall<br />
inside the top, and the lone chamber in the basement. In between are two<br />
floors each containing 12 to 15 palatial rooms. Below the marble plinth<br />
reaching down to the river at the rear are two more stories in red stone.<br />
They may be seen from the river bank. The seventh storey must be below the<br />
ground (river) level since every ancient Hindu building had a subterranian<br />
storey.</p>
<p>67. Immediately bellow the marble plinth on the river flank are 22 rooms in<br />
red stone with their ventilators all walled up by Shahjahan. Those rooms,<br />
made uninhibitably by Shahjahan, are kept locked by Archealogy Department<br />
of India. The lay visitor is kept in the dark about them. Those 22 rooms<br />
still bear ancient Hindu paint on their walls and ceilings. On their side<br />
is a nearly 33 feet long corridor. There are two door frames one at either<br />
end ofthe corridor. But those doors are intriguingly sealed with brick and<br />
lime.</p>
<p>68. Apparently those doorways originally sealed by Shahjahan have been<br />
since unsealed and again walled up several times. In 1934 a resident of<br />
Delhi took a peep inside from an opening in the upper part of the doorway.<br />
To his dismay he saw huge hall inside. It contained many statues huddled<br />
around a central beheaded image of Lord Shiva. It could be that, in there,<br />
are Sanskrit inscriptions too. All the seven stories of the Tajmahal need<br />
to be unsealed and scoured to ascertain what evidence they may be hiding in<br />
the form of Hindu images, Sanskrit inscriptions, scriptures, coins and<br />
utensils.</p>
<p>69. Apart from Hindu images hidden in the sealed stories it is also learnt<br />
that Hindu images are also stored in the massive walls of the Taj. Between<br />
1959 and 1962 when Mr. S.R. Rao was the Archealogical Superintendent in<br />
Agra, he happened to notice a deep and wide crack in the wall of the<br />
central octagonal chamber of the Taj. When a part of the wall was<br />
dismantled to study the crack out popped two or three marble images. The<br />
matter was hushed up and the images were reburied where they had been<br />
embedded at Shahjahan&#8217;s behest. Confirmation of this has been obtained from<br />
several sources. It was only when I began my investigation into the<br />
antecedents of the Taj I came across the above information which had<br />
remained a forgotten secret. What better proof is needed of the Temple<br />
origin of the Tajmahal? Its walls and sealed chambers still hide in Hindu<br />
idols that were consecrated in it before Shahjahan&#8217;s seizure of the Taj.<br />
Pre-Shahjahan References to the Taj</p>
<p>70. Apparently the Taj as a central palace seems to have an chequered<br />
history. The Taj was perhaps desecrated and looted by every Muslim invader<br />
from Mohammad Ghazni onwards but passing into Hindu hands off and on, the<br />
sanctity of the Taj as a Shiva temple continued to be revived after every<br />
muslim onslaught. Shahjahan was the last muslim to desecrate the Tajmahal<br />
alias Tejomahalay.</p>
<p>71. Vincent Smith records in his book titled `Akbar the Great Moghul&#8217; that<br />
`Babur&#8217;s turbulent life came to an end in his garden palace in Agra in<br />
1630&#8242;. That palace was none other than the Tajmahal.</p>
<p>72. Babur&#8217;s daughter Gulbadan Begum in her chronicle titled Humayun Nama<br />
refers to the Taj as the Mystic House.</p>
<p>73. Babur himself refers to the Taj in his memoirs as the palace captured<br />
by Ibrahim Lodi containing a central octagonal chamber and having pillars<br />
on the four sides. All these historical references allude to the Taj 100<br />
years before Shahjahan.</p>
<p>74. The Tajmahal precincts extend to several hundred yards in all<br />
directions. Across the river are ruins of the annexes of the Taj, the<br />
bathing ghats and a jetty for the ferry boat. In the Victoria gardens<br />
outside covered with creepers is the long spur of the ancient outer wall<br />
ending in a octagonal red stone tower. Such extensive grounds all<br />
magnificently done up, are a superfluity for a grave.</p>
<p>75. Had the Taj been specially built to bury Mumtaz, it should not have<br />
been cluttered with other graves. But the Taj premises contain several<br />
graves atleast in its eastern and southern pavilions.</p>
<p>76. In the southern flank, on the other side of the Tajganj gate are buried<br />
in identical pavilions queens Sarhandi Begum, and Fatehpuri Begum and a<br />
maid Satunnisa Khanum. Such parity burial can be justified only if the<br />
queens had been demoted or the maid promoted. But since Shahjahan had<br />
commandeered (not built) the Taj, he reduced it general to a muslim<br />
cemetary as was the habit of all his Islamic predeccssors, and buried a<br />
queen in a vacant pavillion and a maid in another idenitcal pavilion.</p>
<p>77. Shahjahan was married to several other women before and after Mumtaz.<br />
She, therefore, deserved no special consideration in having a wonder<br />
mausoleum built for her.</p>
<p>78. Mumtaz was a commoner by birth and so she did not qualify for a<br />
fairyland burial.</p>
<p>79. Mumtaz died in Burhanpur which is about 600 miles from Agra. Her grave<br />
there is intact. Therefore, the centotaphs raised in stories of the Taj in<br />
her name seem to be fakes hiding in Hindu Shiva emblems.</p>
<p>80. Shahjahan seems to have simulated Mumtaz&#8217;s burial in Agra to find a<br />
pretext to surround the temple palace with his fierce and fanatic troops<br />
and remove all the costly fixtures in his treasury. This finds confirmation<br />
in the vague noting in the Badshahnama which says that the Mumtaz&#8217;s<br />
(exhumed) body was brought to Agra from Burhanpur and buried `next year&#8217;.<br />
An official term would not use a nebulous term unless it is to hide some<br />
thing.</p>
<p>81. A pertinent consideration is that a Shahjahan who did not build any<br />
palaces for Mumtaz while she was alive, would not build a fabulous<br />
mausoleum for a corpse which was no longer kicking or clicking.</p>
<p>82. Another factor is that Mumtaz died within two or three years of<br />
Shahjahan becoming an emperor. Could he amass so much superflous wealth in<br />
that short span as to squander it on a wonder mausoleum?</p>
<p>83. While Shahjahan&#8217;s special attachment to Mumtaz is nowhere recorded in<br />
history his amorous affairs with many other ladies from maids to mannequins<br />
including his own daughter Jahanara, find special attention in accounts of<br />
Shahjahan&#8217;s reign. Would Shahjahan shower his hard earned wealth on<br />
Mumtaz&#8217;s corpse?</p>
<p>84. Shahjahan was a stingy, usurious monarch. He came to throne murdering<br />
all his rivals. He was not therefore, the doting spendthrift that he is<br />
made out to be.</p>
<p>85. A Shahjahan disconsolate on Mumtaz&#8217;s death is suddenly credited with a<br />
resolve to build the Taj. This is a psychological incongruity. Grief is a<br />
disabling, incapacitating emotion.</p>
<p>86. A infatuated Shahjahan is supposed to have raised the Taj over the dead<br />
Mumtaz, but carnal, physical sexual love is again a incapacitating emotion.<br />
A womaniser is ipso facto incapable of any constructive activity. When<br />
carnal love becomes uncontrollable the person either murders somebody or<br />
commits suicide. He cannot raise a Tajmahal. A building like the Taj<br />
invariably originates in an ennobling emotion like devotion to God, to<br />
one&#8217;s mother and mother country or power and glory.</p>
<p>87. Early in the year 1973, chance digging in the garden in front of the<br />
Taj revealed another set of fountains about six feet below the present<br />
fountains. This proved two things. Firstly, the subterranean fountains were<br />
there before Shahjahan laid the surface fountains. And secondly that those<br />
fountains are aligned to the Taj that edifice too is of pre Shahjahan<br />
origin. Apparently the garden and its fountains had sunk from annual<br />
monsoon flooding and lack of maintenance for centuries during the Islamic<br />
rule.</p>
<p>88. The stately rooms on the upper floor of the Tajmahal have been striped<br />
of their marble mosaic by Shahjahan to obtain matching marble for raising<br />
fake tomb stones inside the Taj premises at several places. Contrasting<br />
with the rich finished marble ground floor rooms the striping of the marble<br />
mosaic covering the lower half of the walls and flooring of the upper<br />
storey have given those rooms a naked, robbed look. Since no visitors are<br />
allowed entry to the upper storey this despoilation by Shahjahan has<br />
remained a well guarded secret. There is no reason why Shahjahan&#8217;s loot of<br />
the upper floor marble should continue to be hidden from the public even<br />
after 200 years of termination of Moghul rule.</p>
<p>89. Bernier, the French traveller has recorded that no non muslim was<br />
allowed entry into the secret nether chambers of the Taj because there are<br />
some dazzling fixtures there. Had those been installed by Shahjahan they<br />
should have been shown the public as a matter of pride. But since it was<br />
commandeered Hindu wealth which Shahjahan wanted to remove to his treasury,<br />
he didn&#8217;t want the public to know about it.</p>
<p>90. The approach to Taj is dotted with hillocks raised with earth dugout<br />
from foundation trenches. The hillocks served as outer defences of the Taj<br />
building complex. Raising such hillocks from foundation earth, is a common<br />
Hindu device of hoary origin. Nearby Bharatpur provides a graphic parallel.<br />
Peter Mundy has recorded that Shahjahan employed thousands of labourers to<br />
level some of those hillocks. This is a graphic proof of the Tajmahal<br />
existing before Shahjahan.</p>
<p>91. At the backside of the river bank is a Hindu crematorium, several<br />
palaces, Shiva temples and bathings of ancient origin. Had Shahjahan built<br />
the Tajmahal, he would have destroyed the Hindu features.</p>
<p>92. The story that Shahjahan wanted to build a Black marble Taj across the<br />
river, is another motivated myth. The ruins dotting the other side of the<br />
river are those of Hindu structures demolished during muslim invasions and<br />
not the plinth of another Tajmahal. Shahjahan who did not even build the<br />
white Tajmahal would hardly ever think of building a black marble Taj. He<br />
was so miserly that he forced labourers to work gratis even in the<br />
superficial tampering neccesary to make a Hindu temple serve as a Muslim<br />
tomb.</p>
<p>93. The marble that Shahjahan used for grafting Koranic lettering in the<br />
Taj is of a pale white shade while the rest of the Taj is built of a marble<br />
with rich yellow tint. This disparity is proof of the Koranic extracts<br />
being a superimposition.</p>
<p>94. Though imaginative attempts have been made by some historians to foist<br />
some fictitious name on history as the designer of the Taj others more<br />
imaginative have credited Shajahan himself with superb architechtural<br />
proficiency and artistic talent which could easily concieve and plan the<br />
Taj even in acute bereavment. Such people betray gross ignorance of history<br />
in as much as Shajahan was a cruel tyrant ,a great womaniser and a drug and<br />
drink addict.</p>
<p>95. Fanciful accounts about Shahjahan commisioning the Taj are all<br />
confused. Some asserted that Shahjahan ordered building drawing from all<br />
over the world and chose one from among them. Others assert that a man at<br />
hand was ordered to design a mausoleum amd his design was approved. Had any<br />
of those versions been true Shahjahan&#8217;s court papers should have had<br />
thousands of drawings concerning the Taj. But there is not even a single<br />
drawing. This is yet another clinching proof that Shahjahan did not<br />
commision the Taj.</p>
<p>96. The Tajmahal is surrounded by huge mansions which indicate that several<br />
battles have been waged around the Taj several times.</p>
<p>97. At the south east corner of the Taj is an ancient royal cattle house.<br />
Cows attached to the Tejomahalay temple used to reared there. A cowshed is<br />
an incongruity in an Islamic tomb.</p>
<p>98. Over the western flank of the Taj are several stately red stone<br />
annexes. These are superflous for a mausoleum.</p>
<p>99. The entire Taj complex comprises of 400 to 500 rooms. Residential<br />
accomodation on such a stupendous scale is unthinkable in a mausoleum.</p>
<p>100. The neighbouring Tajganj township&#8217;s massive protective wall also<br />
encloses the Tajmahal temple palace complex. This is a clear indication<br />
that the Tejomahalay temple palace was part and parcel of the township. A<br />
street of that township leads straight into the Tajmahal. The Tajganj gate<br />
is aligned in a perfect straight line to the octagonal red stone garden<br />
gate and the stately entrance arch of the Tajmahal. The Tajganj gate<br />
besides being central to the Taj temple complex, is also put on a pedestal.<br />
The western gate by which the visitors enter the Taj complex is a<br />
camparatively minor gateway. It has become the entry gate for most visitors<br />
today because the railway station and the bus station are on that side.</p>
<p>101. The Tajmahal has pleasure pavillions which a tomb would never have.</p>
<p>102. A tiny mirror glass in a gallery of the Red Fort in Agra reflects the<br />
Taj mahal. Shahjahan is said to have spent his last eight years of life as<br />
a prisoner in that gallery peering at the reflected Tajmahal and sighing in<br />
the name of Mumtaz. This myth is a blend of many falsehoods. Firstly, old<br />
Shajahan was held prisoner by his son Aurangzeb in the basement storey in<br />
the Fort and not in an open, fashionable upper storey. Secondly, the glass<br />
piece was fixed in the 1930&#8217;s by Insha Allah Khan, a peon of the archaelogy<br />
dept.just to illustrate to the visitors how in ancient times the entire<br />
apartment used to scintillate with tiny mirror pieces reflecting the<br />
Tejomahalay temple a thousand fold. Thirdly, a old decrepit Shahjahan with<br />
pain in his joints and cataract in his eyes, would not spend his day<br />
craning his neck at an awkward angle to peer into a tiny glass piece with<br />
bedimmed eyesight when he could as well his face around and have full,<br />
direct view of the Tjamahal itself. But the general public is so gullible<br />
as to gulp all such prattle of wily, unscrupulous guides.</p>
<p>103. That the Tajmahal dome has hundreds of iron rings sticking out of its<br />
exterior is a feature rarely noticed. These are made to hold Hindu earthen<br />
oil lamps for temple illumination.</p>
<p>104. Those putting implicit faith in Shahjahan authorship of the Taj have<br />
been imagining Shahjahan-Mumtaz to be a soft hearted romantic pair like<br />
Romeo and Juliet. But contemporary accounts speak of Shahjahan as a hard<br />
hearted ruler who was constantly egged on to acts of tyranny and cruelty,<br />
by Mumtaz.</p>
<p>105. School and College history carry the myth that Shahjahan reign was a<br />
golden period in which there was peace and plenty and that Shahjahan<br />
commisioned many buildings and patronized literature. This is pure<br />
fabrication. Shahjahan did not commision even a single building as we have<br />
illustrated by a detailed analysis of the Tajmahal legend. Shahjahn had to<br />
enrage in 48 military campaigns during a reign of nearly 30 years which<br />
proves that his was not a era of peace and plenty.</p>
<p>106. The interior of the dome rising over Mumtaz&#8217;s centotaph has a<br />
representation of Sun and cobras drawn in gold. Hindu warriors trace their<br />
origin to the Sun. For an Islamic mausoleum the Sun is redundant. Cobras<br />
are always associated with Lord Shiva. Forged Documents</p>
<p>107. The muslim caretakers of the tomb in the Tajmahal used to possess a<br />
document which they styled as Tarikh-i-Tajmahal. Historian H.G. Keene has<br />
branded it as a document of doubtful authenticity. Keene was uncannily<br />
right since we have seen that Shahjahan not being the creator of the<br />
Tajmahal any document which credits Shahjahn with the Tajmahal, must be an<br />
outright forgery. Even that forged document is reported to have been<br />
smuggled out of Pakistan. Besides such forged documents there are whole<br />
chronicles on the Taj which are pure concoctions.</p>
<p>108. There is lot of sophistry and casuistry or atleast confused thinking<br />
associated with the Taj even in the minds of proffesional historians,<br />
archaelogists and architects. At the outset they assert that the Taj is<br />
entirely Muslim in design. But when it is pointed out that its lotus capped<br />
dome and the four corner pillars etc. are all entirely Hindu those worthies<br />
shift ground and argue that that was probably because the workmen were<br />
Hindu and were to introduce their own patterns. Both these arguments are<br />
wrong because Muslim accounts claim the designers to be Muslim, and the<br />
workers invariably carry out the employer&#8217;s dictates.</p>
<p>The Taj is only a typical illustration of how all historic buildings and<br />
townships from Kashmir to Cape Comorin though of Hindu origin have been<br />
ascribed to this or that Muslim ruler or courtier.</p>
<p>It is hoped that people the world over who study Indian history will awaken<br />
to this new finding and revise their erstwhile beliefs.</p>
<p>Those interested in an indepth study of the above and many other<br />
revolutionary rebuttals may read Shri P.N. Oak&#8217;s other research books.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span></p>
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