http://funpen.org We make You Laugh by Hook or Crook Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:14:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.  But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/06/chicken-and-lamb-has-become-potato-and-tomato-singh-is-kini Fresh / Stale Fish ----- A management Story -             The Japanese have a great liking for fresh fish. But the waters close to Japan have not held many fish for decades. So, to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/05/fresh-and-stale-fish-story-a-management-story Readers now we are presenting the story of a software guy who has changed many companies before he was laid off. Some, rather most of the organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ‘job hopper’ (referred here as Mr. JH), does not ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/05/life-of-a-job-hopper-life-of-software-engineer Hi All, Please vote earth by switching off all the lights and home appliances for one hour today (SATURDAY 28 MARCH) AT 8.30PM. Earth hour is being conducted every year on last last saturday of march to control Global Warming and to make people aware of global warming. For the first time in ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/03/vote-earth-by-switching-off-all-the-lights-and-home-appliances-for-one-hour-today-saturday-28-march-at-830pm Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela? Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school. Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.                  (By the time ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/03/impact-of-crisis-in-it-employees-family A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/03/confession XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed. Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/03/last-evacuation-drill Cancel your credit card before you die   Now some Banks and financial institutes have become really stupid!!!! They don’t leave you if you have a credit relation with them even you die and hence Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.   Most of the banks which are ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/03/whats-if-you-do-not-cancel-your-credit-card-before-you-die Hi Visitors, Wish you all and your family  a Happy and a prosperous new year 2009. Keep visiting the blog regularly for updates. Regards, Pawan(Admin) http://funpen.org/index.php/2009/01/wish-you-a-happy-new-year Its Actually  Tejo Mahalaya not Taj Mahal   These dacoits have looted and raped many countries, but no country can tell a bloodier tale of Muslim Operations than India! The Muslims started their rule over India in 712 A.D. with the invasion of Mohammed Qasem. During their rule they looted and destroyed hundreds of thousands ... http://funpen.org/index.php/2008/12/its-actually-tejo-mahalaya-not-taj-mahal